I have come off CONQUEROR!

So....
This week I found a bug in my dishwasher....an itsy bitsy little black bug. 

Understand that I have a deal with all bugs. If you enter my house, I have the right to kill you. If you don't come inside my house, you will live a long, long buggy life....


So, I was totally justified in my next actions. 


I closed the dishwasher, after dumping some dishwasher detergent and bleach inside, turned all the settings on the highest temperature, and turned on the heat dry.


Fast forward 45 minutes....no more bug.


I win!