life-changing.
life-altering.
blonde.
humiliating.
unforgettable.
There are all sorts of moments in life.
Yesterday, I was doing something in the back of my car, and as I was getting out, I smacked my head on the roof of the car.
....got a lovely bump on the lower right side on the back of my head....
Today I was on the phone with Kaiti. I rolled off my bed, and smacked the lower left side on the back of my head on the top of my iron.
...lovely matching bump on the back of my head, on the other side....
Luckily, there are no ER visits because of this.
Luckily, the iron was off.
Luckily, no one saw me hitting my head on the car roof, as it was 5 am, and I was going to work.
Luckily, I've made it almost an entire week living totally on my own, and haven't visited the ER yet.
...And these are what are also known as: Jenn Kabob moments.
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